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"... one thing is certain about coffee.... Wherever it is grown, sold, brewed, and consumed, there will be lively controversy, strong opinions, and good conversation." - Mark Pendergrast "Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with." - Drew Sirtors "I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee." - Flash Rosenberg "Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation." - Anon. "I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference." - Anon. "Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before." - Anon. "A morning without coffee is like sleep." - Anon.

"Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted." - anon "C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep?" - anon "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold." - Anon.

Coffee, n. break fluid. - Author Unknown

"Don’t criticize my coffee. You, too, may be old and weak one day." – Anon

“Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” - David Letterman

“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” - Star Trek: Voyager

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"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. 'Over the Teacups'

"A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.” – Anon.

“Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.” - Martha Beck

“Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.” - Author Unknown

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” - T.S. Eliot

“In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.” - Jeff Bezost

“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” - Author Unknown

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee.” - Alexander King

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” - Alex Levine

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““It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles.” - Dave Barry

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Caffeine is my shepherd Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz: It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,I will fear no Equal™: For thou art with me; thy milk and thy sugar they comfort me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks: Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over. Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life: And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever. - Author Unknown (With apologies to David.)

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