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https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/main/suni_iss_tour.html Navigate to <<Station Tour: Harmony, Tranquility, Unity>> OR you can view it on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVUTFPate0
The International Space Station Courtesy of NASA Station Tour: Harmony, Tranquility, Unity
Expedition 33 Commander Suni Williams starts off her tour of the International Space Station with a look at its nodes -- Harmony, Tranquility and Unity -- which include the crew's sleeping quarters and hygiene station
Play the video below this box or click on one of these links
“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.” - Konrad Adenauer If you love what you do, you will never work another day in your life." - Confucius “To err is human. To moo is bovine.” – Anon. “Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.” - Albert Einstein
"What do we want?" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?" "THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
http://hollywoodlostandfound.net/props/timemachine.html
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." - Winston Churchill "From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put." - Winston Churchill "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." - Albert Einstein

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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” - Doug Larson "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx "As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did." - Robert Benchley
"Laughter is best served with delicious food." Anon. "Looking THIS fabulous can work up an appetite!" Anon. "If a messy kitchen is a happy one, this one is delicious!" Anon.
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.” – Evan Esar "Some people see things that are and ask why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." - George Carlin
"If at first you don't succeed - then skydiving's not for you." - Steven Wright or Arthur McAuliffe
"The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe." - unknown "The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents." - John L. Plomp "I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages." - William H. Mauldin
“If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.” - African Proverb
"You cannot kill time without injuring eternity." ~ Henry David Thoreau "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." ~ William Penn "Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions." ~ John Randolph "Time is really the only capital that any human being has, and the only thing he can't afford to lose." ~ Thomas Edison "To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing." ~ Eva Young "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." - Michael Altshuler
"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving." - David Letterman “Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.” - Robert Orben "Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." - Stephen Leacock “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” - David Richerby
Credit: NASA
"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. - Gilbert Chesterton “Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.” - Frank Lloyd Wright
“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.” - William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003) “Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) “When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way--before one began.” - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
“Hell is full of musical amateurs.” - - George Bernard Shaw “The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.” - Robert Jackson. "Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.” – Alfred E. Montapert “Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.” – Victor Kiam
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” - Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)

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“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we all believe that we are above-average drivers.” - Dave Barry
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." - Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton
“If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.” - Anonymous
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” - Anonymous

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“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” ― Erma Bombeck or Glenn Turner or Van Wilder “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck
“I have nothing, I owe a great deal, and the rest I leave to the poor.” Francois Rabelais (Image may be subject to copyright.)
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ It’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” - Erma Bombeck
Fun fact - pretzels are knot bread!
The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they’ve been in. - Dennis Potter
“There’s no deodorant like success.” - Elizabeth Taylor see: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2024/01/02/success- deodorant/
“I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned.” - Richard Feynman
Lines from Movies “Someone once said if it was raining brains Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet” - Fat Sam in Bugsy Malone “In a hundred years we'll all be dead And the stars will still be shining.” The January Man “The oxen are slow but the earth is patient.” Zura - High Road to China (1983) “What did the Romans ever do for us?” Life of Brian “As you wish” “Inconceivable” “My way's not very sportsman-like” “You keep using that word, I don’t think that word means what you think it means” All from The Princess Bride
“What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly?” “And did the Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save?” “That's death blossom, a weapon of last resort” “Always trust Centauri” All from The Last Starfighter
“I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?” Castle, in the TV show Castle
DEATH: “There are better things in the world than alcohol, Albert.” ALBERT: “Oh yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. - Terry Pratchett
Nathan Liebknecht: Ahh, he threw the racket up to get the birdie. He threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. Kurt Godel: I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him! *** Ed Walters: When's the last time you said Wahoo? Catherine Boyd: Well I'm sure I don't know. *** Bob Rosetti: It's not that hard. You just call her up and say, "Hello, I'm a lying grease monkey." *** Ed: For one brief moment there, I was actually taken seriously by some pretty extraordinary people - I.Q. (1994)
It’s the day drinking, that’s what I like the most.” - Bosley (Elizabeth Banks) in Charlie’s Angels (2019)
“In a hundred years we’ll all be dead” Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio -The January Man (1989)
“We’re all the villain in someone’s story. Right?” - Tatum Warren-Ngata as Beth in My Life is Murder Rose: “I just want you to know. no matter what you do, you’re gonna die, just like everybody else.” Cosmo Castorini: “Thank you, Rose.” - Moonstruck (1987)
“She was dying, but I could still hear her big mouth!” - Loretta (Cher) - Moonstruck (1987)
Antigonish [I met a man who wasn't there] Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away... When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all! Go away, go away, don't you come back any more! Go away, go away, and please don't slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away... Hughes Mearns This poem is in the public domain.
William Hughes Mearns
You think, just because I’m a movie star, I don’t have feelings! Well, you’re wrong. I do have feelings. I’m an actress. I have all of them!! - Elise Elliot (Goldie Hawn) in The First Wives Club (1996)
“Put some windex!” - Gus Portokalis (Michael Constantine) My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
“The reason some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures.” — Quote by Salvador Dalí.
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QUOTES - Just for Fun

https://attitudetolife.com and attitudetolife.au
“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.” - Konrad Adenauer If you love what you do, you will never work another day in your life." - Confucius “To err is human. To moo is bovine.” – Anon. “Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.” - Albert Einstein
http://hollywoodlostandfound.net/props/timemachine.html
"What do we want?" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?" "THAT'S IRRELEVANT!"
"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations." - Winston Churchill "From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put." - Winston Churchill "Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves." - Albert Einstein
The International Space Station Courtesy of NASA Station Tour: Harmony, Tranquility, Unity
Expedition 33 Commander Suni Williams starts off her tour of the International Space Station with a look at its nodes -- Harmony, Tranquility and Unity - - which include the crew's sleeping quarters and hygiene station
https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/ main/suni_iss_tour.html Navigate to <<Station Tour: Harmony, Tranquility, Unity>> OR you can view it on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVUTFPa te0

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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” - Doug Larson "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." - Redd Foxx
"As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did." - Robert Benchley
"Laughter is best served with delicious food." Anon. "Looking THIS fabulous can work up an appetite!" Anon. "If a messy kitchen is a happy one, this one is delicious!" Anon.

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“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.” – Evan Esar "Some people see things that are and ask why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that." - George Carlin
"If at first you don't succeed - then skydiving's not for you." - Steven Wright or Arthur McAuliffe
"The fundamental job of a toddler is to rule the universe." - unknown "The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents." - John L. Plomp "I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages." - William H. Mauldin
“If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't spent a night with a mosquito.” - African Proverb
"You cannot kill time without injuring eternity." ~ Henry David Thoreau "Time is what we want most, but what we use worst." ~ William Penn "Time is at once the most valuable and the most perishable of all our possessions." ~ John Randolph
"Time is really the only capital that any human being has, and the only thing he can't afford to lose." ~ Thomas Edison "To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing." ~ Eva Young "The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot." - Michael Altshuler
Credit: NASA

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"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it." - Stephen Leacock “The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.” - David Richerby
"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving." - David Letterman “Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.” - Robert Orben
"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. - Gilbert Chesterton
“Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.” - Frank Lloyd Wright
“I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.” - William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003) “Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” - Joseph Conrad (1857-1924)
“When one has finished building one's house, one suddenly realizes that in the process one has learned something that one really needed to know in the worst way--before one began.” - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
“Hell is full of musical amateurs.” - - George Bernard Shaw “The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.” - Robert Jackson. "Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.” – Alfred E. Montapert “Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.” – Victor Kiam

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“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Top of Page

VW
“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that deep down inside we all believe that we are above-average drivers.” - Dave Barry
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." - Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton
“If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.” - Anonymous
“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.” - Anonymous

Top of Page

“Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” ― Erma Bombeck or Glenn Turner or Van Wilder “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.” ― Erma Bombeck
“I have nothing, I owe a great deal, and the rest I leave to the poor.” Francois Rabelais (Image may be subject to copyright.)
Fun fact - pretzels are knot bread!
The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they’ve been in. - Dennis Potter
“There’s no deodorant like success.” - Elizabeth Taylor see: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2024/01/02/success- deodorant/
“I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned.” - Richard Feynman
Lines from Movies “Someone once said if it was raining brains Roxy Robinson wouldn't even get wet” - Fat Sam in Bugsy Malone “In a hundred years we'll all be dead And the stars will still be shining.” The January Man “The oxen are slow but the earth is patient.” Zura - High Road to China (1983) “What did the Romans ever do for us?” Life of Brian “As you wish” “Inconceivable” “My way's not very sportsman-like” “You keep using that word, I don’t think that word means what you think it means” All from The Princess Bride
“What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly?” “And did the Geloca think the Yulus were too ugly to save?” “That's death blossom, a weapon of last resort” “Always trust Centauri” All from The Last Starfighter
“I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?” Castle, in the TV show Castle
DEATH: “There are better things in the world than alcohol, Albert.” ALBERT: “Oh yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. - Terry Pratchett
Nathan Liebknecht: Ahh, he threw the racket up to get the birdie. He threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. Kurt Godel: I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him! *** Ed Walters: When's the last time you said Wahoo? Catherine Boyd: Well I'm sure I don't know. *** Bob Rosetti: It's not that hard. You just call her up and say, "Hello, I'm a lying grease monkey." *** Ed: For one brief moment there, I was actually taken seriously by some pretty extraordinary people - I.Q. (1994)
It’s the day drinking, that’s what I like the most.” - Bosley (Elizabeth Banks) in Charlie’s Angels (2019)
“In a hundred years we’ll all be dead” Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio -The January Man (1989)
“We’re all the villain in someone’s story. Right?” - Tatum Warren-Ngata as Beth in My Life is Murder Rose: “I just want you to know. no matter what you do, you’re gonna die, just like everybody else.” Cosmo Castorini: “Thank you, Rose.” - Moonstruck (1987)
“She was dying, but I could still hear her big mouth!” - Loretta (Cher) - Moonstruck (1987)
Antigonish [I met a man who wasn't there] Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away... When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all! Go away, go away, don't you come back any more! Go away, go away, and please don't slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away... Hughes Mearns This poem is in the public domain.
William Hughes Mearns
You think, just because I’m a movie star, I don’t have feelings! Well, you’re wrong. I do have feelings. I’m an actress. I have all of them!! - Elise Elliot (Goldie Hawn) in The First Wives Club (1996)
“Put some windex!” - Gus Portokalis (Michael Constantine) My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
“The reason some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures.” — Quote by Salvador Dalí.